(So I’m only a couple days late…sue me, life got involved.)

Dear uterus,
I know we have a love-hate relationship but I would greatly appreciate it if you would kill the cramps that come before I get all squishy. I would rather be squishy and crampy than just crampy. Please get with the program, we have talked about this before.

Sincerely,
The person that houses you

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