It was not me that wrote “PAYBACK! =)” on an empty toilet paper tube and left it on the holder in the powder room downstairs, after an empty roll as left for me. Nope, totally not me because I am more mature than that.
It was not me that downed a bottle of Bartle & Jaymes Margarita before she let her fiance take a pin and (rubbing) alcohol and hold her down on the bed and poke at her infected in-grown toenail to get the infection out. No, so not me. I would go to the doctor first. (Side note: when I did go to the doctor today, he said that my fiance basically did his job for him and got most of it out. But, if it doesn’t get better within a week, I have to go back and get it cut ouch.)
Nope, not ME!



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